Comic Transcript

PHIL: Hey guys, what's up?

ALEX: Management is chasing Steve around the room.

ADALAI FOULE: Get back here!

STEVE: I'd really rather not.

PHIL: Oh, right. The Binky thing. I already solved that problem.

ALEX: What?

PHIL: Yeah. Not permanently, but it's a pretty good stopgap.

ALEX: Well what did you do?

PHIL: Oh, I found something lying around the office that I'd completely forgotten about. And I improvised.

(The BOSS enters, wearing a MINI-BINKY medallion.)

BOSS: I feel ridiculous.

MINI-BINKY: This tickles!

PHIL: It's not a perfect solution.