Comic Transcript

ALEX: Hey Sis... what's the news on the Boss?

ALICE: Still happily handing out ponies, I'm afraid.

ALICE: We've brought in a consultant to assess the situation and recommend treatment. I'm afraid things don't look good, though. He mentioned that the Boss was acting in a "disturbingly wholesome manner."

ALEX: Wholesome?

MONK: You mean as if he were... good?

ALICE: I'm afraid so.

ALEX: This is terrible!

MONK: This is a disaster!

SOCTT: This is the opportunity of a lifetime!