Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

The Upward Spiral

19 January 2006 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Alice, what I am about to tell you must be kept in the strictest of confidence. The Boss has... changed.

ALICE: Changed? How?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: He's... suffering from a strange inability to be evil, and it's starting to affect his behavior.

BOSS: Alice! How good to see you! I hope you are well. I feel delightful! I think perhaps I shall wander the halls of my empire, passing this strangely giddy feeling on to all I meet!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Sad to see, isn't it? Ever since the incident with the puppies he's been going downhill.

ALICE: Incident with the puppies? What incident? Did he eat puppies?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: If only he had.

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