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Preliminary Diagnosis

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ADALAI FOULE: Do you know why I'm here?

BOSS: You're fond of ponies.

ADALAI FOULE: No.

BOSS: Kitties?

ADALAI FOULE: ... no.

BOSS: Puppies!

ADALAI FOULE: NO.

BOSS: Perhaps you're looking or software? I don't recommend ours. Try Linux! I hear it's very stable.

(Silence.)

ADALAI FOULE: It's much worse than we thought.

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