Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: Somewhere in Cupertino, CA

STEVE JOBS: What is the news?

MINION: We have him, milord.

STEVE JOBS: Excellent. Bring him to me.

MINION: Very good, milord.

STEVE JOBS: At last... my time has come. I will plunge my hands into the depths of the unknown, and from that great mystery I will pull forth...

STEVE JOBS: ...I will pull forth...

(Silence.)

STEVE JOBS: At any rate, it's going to be cool.

MINION: Yes, milord.