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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

BOSS: WHAT IS THIS???

STEVE JOBS: Ah... I see you have discovered my latest innovation.

BOSS: INNOVATION???

STEVE JOBS: Yes... your crude, haphazard sigil has been replaced by a crisp, clean, bold new moniker... one that reflects MY vision of the future.

BOSS: THIS is your vision of the future?

STEVE JOBS: Hm... no, not quite. Steves!

STEVES: *tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker*

(The sigil has changed from "BOSS" to "iBOSS")

STEVE JOBS: THIS is my vision of the future.

BOSS: If I had a gorge, it would be rising.

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