Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: Somewhere in Cupertino, CA.

BOSS: We are getting closer to the seat of his power. I can feel it!

MARK: So how do we find it?

ALEX: I suppose we could try to pass as Apple employees.

PHIL: We should spy on them for a few days, then we can follow one of the important ones until he leads us straight to their lair!

MARK: We should try to get our hands on their employee manual. The location to an evil overlord's secret lair is almost always in the employee's manual.

APPLE EMPLOYEE: Mr. Jobs will see you now.

BOSS: Or we can make an appointment with his secretary.