Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Exploiting a Fatal Flaw

29 November 2005 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

(STEVE JOBS and the BOSS face off in a battle of wills.)

STEVE JOBS: I feel you weakening.

BOSS: I am not weakening. I am relaxing.

STEVE JOBS: Is that so?

BOSS: It is. You forget that I know your greatest weakness, Steve Jobs. your defeat is, quite simply, inevitable.

STEVE JOBS: And how do you intend to do it?

BOSS: By pointing out that you have a smudge on your smock.

STEVE JOBS: What? Where? I just had this cleaned!

(The Boss' Sigil reverts to original form.)

STEVE JOBS: That was a cheap trick.

BOSS: And yet I win.

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