Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Victim of Their Own Success

27 October 2005 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking.

CALLER: Hello, I'm a satisfied customer, and I was wondering if you knew what had happened to Binky, the Cheerful Winking Paperclip.

ALEX: I'm sorry, but we don't divulge information of any sort to our competitors.

CALLER: Competitors? I'm nothing of the sort! I'm just a... oh, FINE. I guess you caught me.

ALEX: Just out of curiosity, which competitor are you?

CALLER: Apple. Just out of curiosity, what gave me away?

ALEX: "Satisfied customer."

CALLER: Curse our enthusiastic user base!

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