Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: SOMEWHERE IN CUPERTINO, CA

STEVE JOBS: Tell me the status of our latest plan.

MINION: We've... run into a slight problem, sir.

STEVE JOBS: A problem? What problem?

MINION: The target has disappeared, sir.

STEVE JOBS: Disappeared? How can he have disappeared?

MINION: They fired him, sir, and we haven't seen him since.

STEVE JOBS: FIRED him? What game is my enemy playing now? No matter... double your efforts. Bring me Binky, the Cheerful Winking Paperclip!

(Silence.)

STEVE JOBS: There's really no way to make that name sound dramatic.

MINION: Afraid not, sir.