Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: Somewhere in Cupertino, CA

STEVE JOBS: Now... now is the time.

STEVE JOBS: Summon our agents. Alert our spies. Today we embark on a great journey - one that ends on the field of battle, against our most hated enemy.

STEVE JOBS: Today my vision -- my elegant, tasteful, unrelenting vision -- comes crashing down on those who would defy my impeccable sense of style.

STEVE JOBS: Ubersoft will fall before me, and the world will tremble in fear!

(Silence.)

STEVE JOBS: The ceiling needs more chrome.

MINION: I'll call maintenance.