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Recognziing the Tell-Tale Signs

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

BAILIFF: Hear ye, hear ye... in the matter of Ubersoft v. Massachusetts, all rise for the honorable Judge --

JUDGE: Hold on a moment. Did you say "Ubersoft?"

BAILIFF: Yes, Your Honor.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Good evening, Your Honor.

(Silence.)

JUDGE: I am suddenly overcome with the desire to weep.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Ah. A customer.

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