Comic Transcript

BOSS: DESTROY THEM!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: We can't destroy an entire State.

ALEX: Did I miss something?

BOSS: They are a small state. DESTROY THEM!

ALICE: The Boss just learned that Massachusetts is going to standardize on an "open" XML format for all their documents...

ALEX: As opposed to?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Sir, we really can't do that.

ALICE: Our proprietary Ubersoft Marketing Language.

ALEX: Ah.

(Silence.)

BOSS: DESTROY THEM!

ALICE: The Boss is upset.

ALEX: Ah.