Comic Transcript

ALICE: Oh hey Alex, I... Alex?

MARK (wearing iPod): It is time.

BARRY, PHIL, SCOTT, ALEX, MONK (all wearing iPods): Yes. It is time.

ALICE: What's goin... ?

MARK (wearing iPod): Begin the transformation.

(All iPod-wearing employees turn into silhouettes, the only distinct features are the iPod's hanging from their chests and the earbuds connected to their heads.)

BARRY, PHIL, SCOTT, ALEX, AND MONK SILHOUETTES (all wearing iPods): It has begun.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: We seem to have been invaded by an army of hip, dancing shadow-people.

BOSS: Release the dogs.