Comic Transcript

STEVE JOBS: Curse that infernal plague of a saccharin-saturated help avatar!

BINKY: Hey, Skipper! It looks like you're trying to take over the world! Can I help?

STEVE JOBS: NO! Keep that creature away from me!

BOSS: It seems you are not impervious to Binky's cheerful, badly-coded algorithms.

STEVE JOBS: I'm not beaten yet! I still have my army! Come to me, my children!

STEVE JOBS: Come to me and dance!

BOSS: I would prefer they do not dance.