Comic Transcript

STEVE JOBS: What just happened here?

BINKY: Gee, Skipper, it looks like a virus infected your iPod overmind!

STEVE JOBS: What? How?

BINKY: It was probably the virus that programmer wrote to try and unisntall me!

STEVE JOBS: What programmer?

BINKY: An old scary Linux guy! He was trying to uninstall me, but I optimized the uninstall routine and turned it into one of the most insidious viruses ever known to man! And when you transformed me into a shadow ninja, I simultaneously infected every iPod that was connected to me, disrupting your communication!

MARK: What just happened?

ALEX: Binky saved Ubersoft.

BINKY: The old scary Linux guy helped!

ALEX: ... and an old scary Linux guy helped.