Comic Transcript

HENRY: We're upgrading all the Help Desk computers, Alex. Tell your people to prepare. And tell them that if I find any unauthorized software on their old computers I will personally rend the flesh from their bones.

ALEX: And good morning to you, Henry. How are you?

HENRY: Also tell them that these new machines are NOT their own personal playgrounds, and if I find they've been downloading files, watching movies, playing streamed mp3s, or computer games, or doing anything that may compromise the security of the network I struggle to keep up every day of the week -- without any through of THANKS, mind you -- then I will see to it that they suffer torment, unending torment, for all the rest of their days.

(Silence.)

HENRY: I'm fine. Thanks for asking.