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Irony

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: So you're a virus developer running a clean system, and you want to know why your computer claims you're running unauthorized software?

CUSTOMER: That's right.

ALEX: You're not running any pirated software at all?

CUSTOMER: Nope. Everything's registered.

ALEX: Really?

CUSTOMER: I really don't approve of software piracy.

(Silence.)

CUSTOMER: If you need a moment to recover from the irony, I understand.

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