Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: A FEW DAYS LATER

ALEX: How is Mark doing?

PHIL: Better.

PHIL: We've been putting him through the recommended gamer's detox treatment... He's in a room with nothing but a television, a VCR, and every episode of every reality TV show on tape.

(Silence.)

ALEX: So you're curing Mark by getting him addicted to something even more banal than his original addiction?

PHIL: Hey, it's prime time television. He'll still be working a full day.