Comic Transcript

FED: What are you doing?

ALEX: Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.

FED: I demand that you release me at once!

ALEX: We're going to give you the opportunity to determine once and for all whether or not UberQuest is addictive.

MARK: OK, it's ready.

ALEX: Fire it up, boys!

FED: You won't get away with this! My absence will be noticed! They'll just send others in my place! I'll... I'll... I'll...

FED'S COMPUTER: Welcome to UberQuest!

(The FED whimpers.)