Comic Transcript

FED: You're the group that tested UberQuest during development?

ALEX: That's us.

FED: Hm. I confess I don't see any tell-tale signs of addiction, but that could mean you're so far in you've learned to hide all the obvious tells. I'm going to have to ask you a few questions.

ALEX: All right.

FED: Do you feel that your schedule interferes with your desire to play this game?

ALEX: You're about to find out.

(Silence.)

FED: Beg pardon?

ALEX: Monk, set up the computer Mark, get the rope.