Comic Transcript

ALEX: Several of our readers wrote in yesterday to inform us that there are, in fact, Krispy Kreme stores on the West Coast.

MARK: What?

ALEX: In fact, readers have been able to confirm the presence of Krispy kreme stores in both California and Washington State.

MARK: What???

ALEX: Due to this new information, and the subsequent unreliability of any and all assumptions the cartoonist has made to date, today's "Piggly Wiggly" punchline will not be shown.

MARK: Nobody tells me ANYTHING...