Comic Transcript

MARK'S COMPUTER: I'm very disappointed, Mark. I expected so much more from you.

MARK: I'm not afraid of you anymore! I've learned to like error messages I don't know how to fix!

MARK'S COMPUTER: Is that so?

MARK: Yes! The blue screen is neat! Programs that crash are keen! Random lockups are the spice that makes life grand!

MARK'S COMPUTER: Prove it.

MARK: What?

MARK'S COMPUTER: Prove it. Hook me up to the network and try to get me to print.

MARK: Fine! I will! You'll see...

NARRATOR: Later...

PHIL: I wonder how it's going?

MARK (Off-panel): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIhateyou

ALEX: I think we're making progress.