Comic Transcript

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Alex, you'll be happy to know what over the weekend I made a few calls and convinced the government to drop all charges against Mark.

ALEX: Oh? That's very strange.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: "Very strange?" That's all you have to say? Aren't you happy to know your friend and co-worker isn't going to jail?

ALEX: I just can't help remembering that the last time something like this happened, you weren't interested in helping him at all.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Er... it's Christmas?

ALEX: Try again.