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The Mascot, Continued

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Mark... what... ?

MARK: I'm the Ubersoft Network mascot.

ALEX: you're... a butterfly.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: He's a MOTH.

MARK: A Lunar Moth, apparently.

(Silence.)

MARK: I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about this.

MONK (standing with PHIL, KING, and SCOTT): Oh, it's much too late for that.

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