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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: C'mon, Viktor... we all know you'd never help Mark out of his legal difficulties out of the kindness of your heart.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Yes, well... it DID stop beating a long time ago.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: If you must know, we were looking for someone to represent one of our product,s and he seemed like a good candidate. So we agreed to represent him if he agreed to represent us.

(Silence.)

ALEX: What did you force him to... ?

MARK (Dressed in a moth costume): For the record.. I feel like a complete and utter moron.

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