Comic Transcript

ANSWERING MACHINE: Welcome to Ubersoft's Technical Support Division. We are currently unable to take your call, as our representatives are busy taking other calls.

ANSWERING MACHINE: If you wish to stay on the line, press the pound key. If you wish to have a representative return your call as soon as possible, press the pound key. If you wish your call to be escalated into our high-priority level of technical support, press the pound key twice.

ANSWERING MACHINE: If you would like to hear the list of choices agian, press the pound key.