Comic Transcript

KING: It's all about the Internet.

KING: The Internet is the single most important thing int he world today. More important than the television. More important than the telephone.

KING: Well, I guess it's not actually more important than the telephone. After all, most people need a telephone in order to use the internet.

KING: Unless you have a cable modem. Then you need cable, in which case you need a television, so I guess it's not more important than TV, either.

KING: What was I talking about?

VOICE: Cut!