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Shilling For The Man, Part 3

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: C'mon, Sis, out with it. Why aren't you hiring a bunch of semi-good-looking actors for these spots?

ALICE: We feel you all will appeal to various segments of the market we're trying to reach. Plus, your time at Ubersoft gives you a good idea of what we're looking for as far as testimonials go. You can't buy that kind of advantage.

ALEX: You can't, can you?

ALICE: No, you can't.

ALEX: I assume this means we won't get paid.

ALICE: No, you won't.

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