Comic Transcript

ALEX: So, Sis, how goes the battle against the anti-gaming forces of Greece?

ALICE: Well, we've been flooding the black market with copies of "Age of Umpires." Our next step is to go on TV and accuse Greece's law of "encouraging piracy."

ALEX: Oh?

ALICE: Yes. It's going to be expensive and time-consuming, but well worth it. Ultimately, Greece will be viewed as a lesson in government regulation gone horribly awry. It's a perfect plan. Foolproof, even.

ALEX: What if I told you that the Greek courts just found their law unconstitutional?

ALICE: Then I'd make a mental note: in the future, plans must not only be foolproof, but proof against people with common sense.