Comic Transcript

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Your Honor, this is ridiculous. The very notion that we used psychics to predict what they were going to name their product is ludicrous!

JUDGE: I agree, but I see little alternative other than to proceed with this case.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Your Honor, it's obvious they intend to rely on their massive resources to keep this frivolous lawsuit going for as long as possible, to drain our coffers and force us to settle out of court!

JUDGE: That may be, but I'm not here to try that case.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: This defies all logic!

JUDGE: Welcome to the world of civil litigation. Let's get started, shall we?