Comic Transcript

SCOTT: So you're playing a computer role-playing game instead of working.

PHIL: Well, actually, I'm not playing right now. I'm burning Mark a copy so he can join our networked game.

SCOTT: What? Aren't we the company that deplores piracy, going so far as to make it impossible for people to create copies of our product CDs, even if it's for perfectly legal reasons?

PHIL: Yeah...

PHIL: We're ALSO the company who actively markets an API designed to make virus programming easier.

MARK: Also, we're hypocrites, and we're OK with that.