Comic Transcript

ALEX: Big problem, Monk. Don't know what to do.

MONK: What's up?

ALEX: Alice, Phil, and Viktor are working on some kind of new "uber-evil" program nicknamed "Project Albatross..." and Alice won't tell me what it does.

MONK: Oooh. Cool name.

ALEX: ... "Cool name?"

MONK: From the "Rime of the Ancient Mariner." I dig the classy, old-school literature references.

ALEX: Yeah... the guy who killed the albatross was cursed, and everyone around him DIED.

MONK: Come to think of it, it's a stupid name for a software project.