Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Evil Secrets

24 April 2002 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

MONK: I've been getting flooded with calls from the press about this new evil program. The secrecy seems to be driving them into a frenzy of speculation.

ALEX: I know, every time I tell them I don't know anything about it, they assume I'm lying and get that much more intrigued.

MONK: Yeah, well, you are lying, right? I mean, your sister's on the design committee... She must have told you something...

ALEX: Nope. Not a thing. She just smiles wickedly and says "you'll see..."

ALICE: Have we thought of ANYTHING yet?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: No.

PHIL: I think I'm hungry, and I KNOW I need a drink.

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