Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.

REPORTER: Hello, this is someone from InfoThud (TM) magazine. We've heard rumors that your company is working on a "New, Incredibly Evil" program, and we just wanted to get some information on it.

ALEX: I'm afraid I don't know anything about that.

REPORTER: Oh, surely you must know SOMETHING.

ALEX: No, really, it's very hush-hush.

REPORTER: You've given the exclusive to BYTE, haven't you? I KNEW we should have given you more ad space last month.