Comic Transcript

ALEX: Heya, Sis. What's new?

ALICE: I'm hiding. This is not going to be a good week.

ALEX: What's the problem?

ALICE: Well, the end-of-the-year issue of "Evil Mastermind Quarterly" just came out... For the past nine years, the Boss has won their award for "Most Dastardly Villain heading a faceless, soulless corporation."

BOSS (Out-of-frame): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

ALICE: This year he lost out to Steve Case.