Comic Transcript

BOSS: I don't understand... I have more money than Steve Case. My empire was built long before his, and I have used more nefarious means of keeping that empire than he has even begun to consider. our history has always been HIM trying to compete with ME, with me always coming out on top.

BOSS: So what is it, I ask, that makes him the media darling while I am suddenly placed in the "also-ran" column? What makes him so special, these days? What does he have that I lack?

ALEX: The "Most Dastardly Villain leading a faceless, soulless corporation" award from "Evil mastermind Quarterly."

BOSS: Your recursive logic is NOT AMUSING.