Comic Transcript

ALEX: Hey sis, what's up?

ALICE: Oh, we're trying to work in some last minute holiday advertising.

ALICE: It's tricky, because if we don't phrase it just right, we either lose the whole holiday appeal that we're trying to cash in on, or we alienate one of the target groups -- the Christmas celebrants, the Hanukkah celebrants, or the Kwaanza celebrants.

ALEX: So what do you have so far?

ALICE: Our software boxes are green and red.