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Give Me Liberty or Give Them Thrift

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: You're not going to do ANYTHING t try and get Mark out of prison?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: No.

ALEX: Even though it was a software error that put him there in the first place?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well, we were contemplating laying him off anyway, so we feel it's all for the best.

ALEX: All for the best??? For who???

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Since this gets us out of paying unemployment insurance, I guess the honest answer is "me."

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