Comic Transcript

MONK: Well, Alex, I don't see any other options. You're going to have to go to Ubersoft's legal counsel and try to get them involved.

ALEX: What? You're crazy. No way.

MONK: There's no way around it, man. Mark is in jail... this is a legal matter. we're going to need a lawyer. Unless you want to PAY for one -- an expensive one, based on the situation -- you're going to need to convince Ubersoft that it's worth their while to get involved. It's the only way I see that Mark's going to get out of jail.

KING: Good luck. If you need us, we'll be hiding somewhere safe.

ALEX: I hate you.