Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

When Simple != Cheap

12 October 2001 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: Hi... I just bought a brand new machine that came with Ubersoft ND EXP... the fist time I tried to boot, it told me I had changed my system hardware and it wouldn't let me use my machine!

ALEX: Ah, that's a known issue with our Ubersoft Anti-Pirating Technology.

ALEX: On some new systems, a fluke configuration werror will fool the program into thinking you've tried to install your software on a second machine, and it will refuse to load. There's a simple workaround for that problem.

CUSTOMER: What's the workaround?

ALEX: Buy another license.

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