Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: Ubersoft DNA-Keyed ID Card Beta: Day Two

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?

MARK: Hey Alex. I'm having a few issues with this DNA-Keyed ID Card beta program.

ALEX: Oh, hi Mark. Yeah, I've run into a few annoying things here nad there -- it keeps trying to sell me a lot of junk, and nags me to pay my bills on time -- but at least it isn't getting us arrested, right?

(Silence.)

ALEX: Talk to me, Mark.

MARK: First of all, no-one will tell me exactly where I am...