Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. how may I help you today?

CUSTOMER: Yes... I was wondering if the recent decision the Department of Justice made to drop its suit against you will in any way affect the way you do business.

ALEX: There shouldn't be any significant changes.

CUSTOMER: Well, my friend claims that with no lawsuit hanging over your head you'll be free to stomp all over your competition, resort to dirty and underhanded tactics, and wholly disregard the needs of yoru customer base.

ALEX: Yes, but that doesn't require we change anything.