Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking.

CUSTOMER: Didn't your group used to be called "e-Support"? Why did you drop the "e"?

ALEX: That's back when adding "e" in front of a word was as exy, trendy way of making your business look cutting edge even when nothing else had changed.

CUSTOMER: So why haven't you started using the latest technology catchphrase?

ALEX: We're not sure how to use the word "wireless" in a way that won't create semantic difficulties somewhere down the road.

CUSTOMER: When has that ever stopped you in the past?