Comic Transcript

CALLER: Hello, this is a high-ranking but currently anonymous official from InterNet Online...

CALLER: We couldn't help but notice that, after we were authorized by the US Government to go ahead and merge with Thyme-Werner, creating one of the largest electronic and traditional publishing empires the world has ever seen, your President and CEO bought out the entire British Tabloid Press.

CALLER: You guys wouldn't be trying to... COMPETE with us, would you?

ALEX: Heavens forfend.