Comic Transcript

MONK: So the Boss, just went and bought the entire British tabloid press?

ALEX: Yeah. He's pretty pleased with himself right now.

ALEX: He's been brooding about InternetOnline's merger with Thyme-Werner, themdia conglomerate, for quite some time... he says this will give us the necessary starting point we need to combat this new multi-media threat.

MONK: He actually said that?

ALEX: Actually, what he said was "now my enemies will fall before me like so much discarded chaff, ha ha ha ha ha," but in the end it's all the same thing.