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Maligning the Monarchy

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ma'am, my Boss is on the line, and he'd like to respond to your complaints...

BOSS: YOUR TIME IS GONE! YOUR MONARCHY IS AN OUTDATED THING OF THE PAST! THE NEW MONARCHY IS THE CORPORATE LICENSIGN AGREEMENT! YOU WILL BE REPLACED BY THE CORPORATE STATE!

SCOTT: Boss, a lawyer representing the British Tabloid Press is on line five... he claims his clients have patented making derogatory statements about the British Monarchy, and they'd like to sue you "for a few billion quid."

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