Comic Transcript

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Hello, I'm Viktor Schreck. I'm here today to talk to you about Ubersoft's official stance on "Open" and Free" Software.

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VIKTOR SCHRECK: We realize some of our statements on this subject have been contradictory and downright confusing, so I'd like to sum up our opinion in a short, to-the-point, statement:

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VIKTOR SCHRECK: "If we can steal your code and not get sued, your license is just ducky."

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