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The Payoff

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

SALES REPRESENTATIVE: Call it whatever you want, it still sounds like bribery to me.

ALICE: We simply want to show our appreciation for the risks you're taking in sharing sensitive customer data with us. That's all.

(Silence.)

SALES REPRESENTATIVE: So what are you offering?

ALICE: Two yo-yo's, a ball of twine, and a slightly broken stick.

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