Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: What do you think you're doing? I was on the phone all day yesterday and not one of you guys would answer!

ALEX: Yesterday was Memorial Day. We're closed on Memorial Day.

CUSTOMER: Closed? Your website didn't say you were closed! Inf act, your web site stated, in huge blinking letters, that you were "Open on Memorial Day!!!" How do you explain THAT?

ALEX: We don't support the "Blink" tag. If you can see that, you're running unsupported software and you're violating our service agreement anyway... so you don't qualify for support. Goodbye.

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